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• A cat killer? Is that a face of a cat killer? Cat CHASER, maybe.
  But hey -- who isn't?" -- The Far Side, by Gary Larso...
• By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry' .
  .." -- Gary Larson, "The Far Side...
• Nothing will surprise us more than to pass through to the other side of the veil and realize how well we recognize our Father's face.
  -- Ezra Taft Benso...
• Birds of prey know they're cool. -- Gary Larson, The Far Side
• Well, Mr. Cody, according to our questionnaire, you would probably excel in sales, advertising, slaughtering a few thousand buffalo, or market research.
  -- The Far Side, by Gary Larso...
• Share and enjoy, Share and enjoy, Journey through life with a plastic boy or Girl by your side
  let your pal be your guide, And when it breaks down or starts to annoy or Grinds when it moves and give you no joy, When it eats up your hat, has sex with your cat, [never was sure about that line....
• Notice all the computations, theoretical scribblings, and lab equipment, Norm.
  ... Yes, curiosity killed these cats. -- Gary Larson, "The Far Side...