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• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• I am all the daughters of my father's house, And all the brothers too.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act ii, Sc. 4...
• I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers -- they're going to make a game out of it.
  -- Woody Alle...
• My brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was an only child. -- "Weird" Al Yankovic
• I hate Illinois nazis. We did have a band pow'rfull 'nuff to turn goat piss into gasoline.
  -- The Blues Brothe...
• What was I to do, take away your only hope? I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
  You lied to me. I didn't lie. I just bullshitted. -- The Blues Brothe...
• My daddy was a waitress, my momma sold bathroom tile.
  .. My brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was an only child....
• Homer: You were right, Lisa: I've never felt so spiritually fulfilled.
  And with my brothers the Stonecutters behind me, this is the beginning of a better world for all of us....
• In English, "I beseech you, my brothers, _remain faithful to the earth_ and believe not those who speak of supernatural hopes.
  Poisonmongers are they, whether they know it or not. -- Nietzsche, "Also Sprach Zarathustra...