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• My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. -- Woody Alle
• When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. -- Woody Alle
• I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. -- Woody Alle
• I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes. -- Woody Alle
• I don't want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my apartment. -- Woody Alle
• I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year. . . for cheating on my metaphysics final.
  You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me....
• It's from Casablanca. I've been waiting all my life to use that line.
  -- Woody Allen, "Play It Again, Sam...
• When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented my room. WOODY ALLEN
• I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. -- Woody Alle