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• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
• Sounds travel slowly. Sometimes the things you say to your kids don't reach them till they're in their 40s.
• Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
  Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you? Phoebe...
• I guess you say that about most things in life; it isn't so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind.
  -- Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks)...
• Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult this guy.
  You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning moronly....
• You know, sometimes, when they say you are ahead of your time, it's just a polite way of saying you have a real bad sense of timing.
  -- George McGove...
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
• They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that.
  How many of your friends have you neutered? -- Larry Reeb...
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...