A couple I know were discussing their wallpaper, which had just
been hung. Dov was annoyed at Debby's indifference to what he felt was
a poor job. "The problem is that I'm a perfectionist and you're not,"
he finally said to her.
"Exactly!" she replied. "That's why you married me and I married
you!"
been hung. Dov was annoyed at Debby's indifference to what he felt was
a poor job. "The problem is that I'm a perfectionist and you're not,"
he finally said to her.
"Exactly!" she replied. "That's why you married me and I married
you!"
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