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• Homer: Marge, I was just watching women's volleyball on ESPN.
  [Marge murmurs appreciatively] Come on, there's no need for that Babamabushka....
• Bart: Ma, could you get me some milk? Marge: [feeding Maggie] Can't you get it yourself?
  Bart: No, that's okay. I'll just go without liquid....
• Homer: Question two. Who was your last employer? Shary
  Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex. Homer: [whispering] Marge, do we know them?...
• Lisa: Uh, Mom? Marge: [annoyed] What?! Lisa
  Um, there's a hair in my soup. But I'll just eat around it....
• Marge: [sits down] Shary, you did the best you could.
  But you can't change this family. And neither can I....
• Marge: An A+! How did you do it? Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
  Marge: You changed your grade with a computer? Home...
• Shary: [singing, obviously drunk] Wasted away again in Margaritaville.
  Barney: Searching for my lost shaker of salt. [spoken] Oh, here it is....
• Marge: My, she seems too good to be true. Homer: I'll say.
  Her butt waxed the banister. Marge: Ooh, I can see myself!...
• I only had a couple beers. -- Famous Last Word