Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Sorry Officer, I Was Only Doing Warp 2.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
Sorry officer, I was only doing warp 2.
Related:
Sorry officer, but I was only doing 28.8kbps REALLY!
I never buy books on impulse. Only on warp.
But, officer, I was doing the speed limit! In hexadecimal!
Sorry officer, I was holding my dogs' leash at the time.
But, officer, I only had two beers.
But, officer, I was only going 10 MIPS!
But, officer, I was only going ONE way!
Stress- n. Doing a tight 180-dregree U-turn at Warp 9.5.
But, officer, I was only trying to gain enough speed so I could coast to the nearest gas station.
