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• But, officer, I only had two beers.
• How many Australians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers....
• Borg-weiser, the Assimilator of Beers.
• Moe: Eddie! Would you like some pretzels? Eddie
  No thanks, we're on duty. A couple of beers would be nice though....
• 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
• Punny Book: Too Many Beers - I.P. Freely.
• Still lazy after all these beers! -- Bryan Rawso
• A few beers short of a six-pack / a six-pack short of a case.
• Beer math: 2 beers * 37 men = 49 cases. -- Murphy.