Wot's On The Television? It Looks Like A Penguin. I Mean The Programme. -- Monty Pytho
Wot's on the television?
It looks like a penguin.
I mean the programme.
-- Monty Python
Oh, intercourse the penguin! -- Monty Pytho
This looks like a job for BICYCLE REPAIRMAN! -- Monty Pytho
Wink-Wink, Nudge-Nudge, Know-what-I-mean, Know-what-I-mean? -- Monty Pytho
What's that on top of the telly? Looks like a penguin.
At the sound of the tone, YOUR telephone's going to EXPLODE!
(If you've seen the Monty Python episode where the announcer comes on and says "And now, it's time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode!...
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! -- "Monty Python", British television show
If we increase the size of the penguin until it is the same height as the man and then compare the relative brain size, we now find that the penguin's brain is still smaller.
But, and this is the point, it is larger than it _was_." -- Monty Pytho...
May I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy.
Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit....
...it's people like you what cause unrest. -- Monty Pytho