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Bunsen Burner: A Device Invented By Robert Bunsen (1811-1899) For Brewing Coffee In The Laboratory
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Bunsen Burner: A device invented by Robert Bunsen (1811-1899) for
brewing coffee in the laboratory, thereby enabling
the chemist to be poisoned without having to go all
the way to the company cafeteria.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
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Cavendish: A variety of pipe tobacco that is reputed to produce remarkably clear thought processes, and thereby leads to major scientific discoverie
hence, the name of a British research laboratory where the tobacco is smoked in abundance....
Chemical Engineering: The practice of doing for a profit what an organic chemist only does for fun.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
Partition Function: The function of a partition is to protect the lab supervisor from shrapnel produced in laboratory explosions.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
Activation Energy: The useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
CAI: Acronym for "Computer-Aided Instruction". The modern system of training professional scientists without ever exposing them to the hazards and expense of laboratory work.
Graduates of CAI-based programs are very good at simulated research....
Chemical: A substance that: 1) An organic chemist turns into a foul odo
2) an analytical chemist turns into a procedure...
Flush twice - this has to go all the way to the cafeteria! -- Toilet graffiti
TELESCOPE, n. A device having a relation to the eye similar to that of the telephone to the ear, enabling distant objects to plague us with a multitude of needless details.
Luckily it is unprovided with a bell summoning us to the sacrifice....
Biological Science: A contradiction in terms. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary