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• Pass/Fail: An attempt by professional educators to replace the traditional academic grading system with a binary one that can be handled by a large digital computer.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• SI: Acronym for "Systeme Infernelle". -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• CAI: Corrupt Accounting Informatio
• Cavendish: A variety of pipe tobacco that is reputed to produce remarkably clear thought processes, and thereby leads to major scientific discoverie
  hence, the name of a British research laboratory where the tobacco is smoked in abundance....
• Bunsen Burner: A device invented by Robert Bunsen (1811-1899) for brewing coffee in the laboratory
  hereby enabling the chemist to be poisoned without having to go all the way to the company cafeteria....
• Partition Function: The function of a partition is to protect the lab supervisor from shrapnel produced in laboratory explosions.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• PAINTING, n. The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
  Formerly, painting and sculpture were combined in the same work...
• Research: (Irregular noun) That which I do for the benefit of humanity, you do for the money, he does to hog all the glory.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Atomic Theory: A mythological explanation of the nature of matter, first proposed by the ancient Greeks, and now thoroughly discredited by modern computer simulation.
  Attempts to verify the theory by modern computer simulation have failed....