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• Bunsen Burner: A device invented by Robert Bunsen (1811-1899) for brewing coffee in the laboratory
  hereby enabling the chemist to be poisoned without having to go all the way to the company cafeteria....
• Partition Function: The function of a partition is to protect the lab supervisor from shrapnel produced in laboratory explosions.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• CAI: Acronym for "Computer-Aided Instruction". The modern system of training professional scientists without ever exposing them to the hazards and expense of laboratory work.
  Graduates of CAI-based programs are very good at simulated research....
• SI: Acronym for "Systeme Infernelle". -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Biological Science: A contradiction in terms. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Flame Test: Trial by fire. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Sagan: The international unit of humility. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Research: (Irregular noun) That which I do for the benefit of humanity, you do for the money, he does to hog all the glory.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Computer Resources: The major item of any budget, allowing for the acquisition of any capital equipment that is obsolete before the purchase request is released.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...