Human Female: "The Sheer Drama Of This Election Has Driven Voter Turnout To It's Highest Level In Centuries, Six Percent.

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Human female: "The sheer drama of this election has driven voter turnout to
it's highest level in centuries, six percent."
Morbo: "Exit poll show evil underdog Richard Nixon trailing with
estimated zero votes."
Human female: "The time is 7:59 and the robot polls are now opening. And
robot votes are now in. Nixon has won."
Morbo: "Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president. May death
come quickly to his enemies."

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