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• Morbo: "Morbo will now introduce tonights candidates.
  Puny human number one, puny human number two and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon....
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  Morbo: "Exit poll show evil underdog Richard Nixon trailing with estimated zero votes....
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  Harding in bed with an underage girl. He bought them off with a $...
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  Harding in bed with an underage girl. He bought them off with a $...
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