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• Human female: "Next, New New York in crisis. Morbo?
  Morbo: "Thanks, human female. Puny Earthlings were shocked today to learn that a ball of garbage will destroy their pathetic city of New New York....
• Human female: "And so with two weeks left in the campaign, the question on everyone's mind is, who will be the president of Earth?
  Jack Johnson or bitter rival John Jackson. Two terrific candidates, Morbo?...
• Human female: "The sheer drama of this election has driven voter turnout to it's highest level in centuries, six percent.
  Morbo: "Exit poll show evil underdog Richard Nixon trailing with estimated zero votes....
• Back with the focus group... Man: How many of you kids would like Itchy & Scratchy to deal with real-life problems, like the ones you face every day?
  Kids: [clamoring] Oh, yeah! I would! Great idea!...
• The following is a letter to the editor of a news magazine.
  "Clearly, the successful use of robots on missions to explore outer space in the past 20 years demonstrates that robots could be increasingly used to perform factory work more effectively, efficiently, and profitably than human factory workers....
• It doesn't help matters when prime time TV has Murphy Brown -- a character who supposedly epitomizes today's intellige
  highly paid, professional woman -- mocking the importance of fathers, by bearing a child alone, and calling it just another "lifestyle choice....
• I prefer my lovers to be female, human, and breathing, but I'll take any two out of three in a pinch.
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• cycle 1. n. The basic unit of computation. What every hacker wants more of (noted hacker Bill Gosper described himself as a "cycle junkie").
  One can describe an instruction as taking so many `clock cycles'....