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• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Bart: [to himself] That does it, I'm outta here. [scribbles something on paper] Mrs.
  Krabappel, I have to go to the dentist. I have a carroway seed caught under my bridgework....
• They pay me to think... As long as I keep my mouth shut.
• Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, I can't take the test. I have a stomach ache.
  Edna: Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse....
• Marge: *Excuse* me. I had this spot first. Edna: Sorry dear, just business.
  Ha! Marge: Well, I guess Macy's and Gimbels learned to live side by side....
• I was perfect--and then my parents got hold of me.
• Please excuse me, I have to circuit an AC line through my head to get this database working.
• Now, please excuse me while I wreak my vengeance. -- Huge the Barbarian from the same cartoo
• Bart: Give it up Dad. Piggy ain't coming back. Home
  Lisa! You ruined my barbeque! I demand you apologize this second!...