Related:

• Please excuse me, I have to circuit an AC line through my head to get this database working.
• CBG: Mr. Simpson will now be autographing 8x10 glossies of Poochie, ONE per customer.
  Please form a line. There will be no cutting. I'm talking to you, Mr....
• Excuse me while I change into something more formidable
• Excuse me, while I kiss the sky... -- Jimi Hendrix
• How many Necrophiliacs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one. Oh, excuse me, could you please test the socket with your finger while I go get a new bulb?...
• Excuse me please, Worker, I'll just be a nanosecond . . . There! Now, what did you want?
• Aunt Patty: "Nothing dear, I'm just trashing your father.
  Lisa: "Well, I wish you wouldn't because, aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he's the only father I have therefore he is my model of manhood and my estimation of him will govern my prospects of my adult relationships....
• I've been married for forty-nine years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
  If my wife ever finds out she'll kill me. Now, take my wife. Please! -- Henny Youngma...
• Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
  Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder from scratching my butt all day....