But Suppose We Sent A Crew To Plant An Explosive Precisely On The Fault Line Between This Mass Of Coffee Grounds And This Deposit Of America Online Floppy Disks.

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"But suppose we sent a crew to plant an explosive precisely on the fault
line between this mass of coffee grounds and this
deposit of America Online floppy disks." -Professor
"In theory, it could work." -General
"In theory, perhaps, but you'll never find a crew willing to take on a
mission so suicidally dangerous." -Wernstrom
"Aw, jeez." -Bender

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