Related:

• Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
  Leela: Oh, lots of reasons....
• If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
• Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself.
  For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head"....
• I don't get it. Who was this Ted Danson, and why would you pay $10,000 for his skeleton?" -Leela
• Those television real estate sales seminars are interesting.
  I heard of one person who didn't spend a dime but nearly owns New Jersey....
• This is the kind of castle King Arthur would have lived in... if he were a fiddler crab." -Fry
• If you think the person who inherited all that money is bad now, just imagine what would have happened if the estate were larger than it actually was!