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• It's like those miserable Psalms...they're so depressing!
• A strange malaise suddenly afflicts you. You shiver with chill, and your muscles seem to turn to putty
  everything around you becomes grey and unreal. The fit quickly passes, and you find that your body has degenerated back to what it was like before you ate the spinach....
• Redneck--Takes the wheels off of your neighbor's new house.
• May your hands decide they don't like you any more.
• The Taxation office virus Takes 48% of your winnings at Solitaire -- New viruses on the block.
• Wherever your journey takes you, there are new gods waiting there, with divine patience - and laughter.
• fflush and then wwash your hands.
• With what? Your bare hands?
• You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
  Because your old friends don't like you anymore....