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• You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your brakes are defective.
• The grace of God means something like: Here is your life.
  You might never have been, but you are because the party wouldn't have been complete without you....
• If you don't expect anything, it is quite likely that your anticipation will reach fulfillment, and you will get nothing.
• I can't reach the brakes on this piano!
• If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
  -- John Corcora...
• Doing nothing gets pretty tiresome because you can't stop and rest.
• You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.