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You May Be Redneck... If Less Than Half The Cars In Your Yard, Work.
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-- You may be redneck...
if less than half the cars in your yard, work.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you mow your yard and discover a car.
You may be redneck... if you burn your yard instead of mowing it.
You may be redneck... if you use a farm tractor to mow your yard.
You may be redneck... if your funeral has more pickup trucks than cars.
You may be redneck... if your driveway is bordered by half-buried tires.
You may be redneck... if people ask permission to hunt in the front yard.
You may be redneck... if the front yard's pink flamingos ain't a joke.
You may be redneck... if you are allowed to bring your dog to work.
You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
