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• You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard this message.
• Sooner or later you must pay for your sins. (Those who have already paid may disregard this fortune).
• Sooner or later you must pay for your sins. (Those who have already paid may disregard this cookie).
• THINK--If you are already thinking, please disregard this button.
• THE WAGES OF SIN IS DEATH. (If you have already settled this account, please disregard this notice.
  )...
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• You have reached the Des Moines chapter of the Iowa Procrastination Society.
  Please leave a message after the tone and we'll get around to it....
• Someday you will get your big chance -- or have you already had it?