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• You now have Asian Flu.
• What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu? Six sick Sikhs (sic).
• Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu? A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).
• You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.
• If you disregard the advice of Gen. Douglas MacArthur and go into the quicksand of an Asian country, like a domino you will fall into the quicksand of another Asian country next to it.
  -- Andrew Jacob...
• We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu".
  You may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another setting on your electric blanket, up past "HIGH", that said "ELECTROCUTION"....
• We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu".
  You may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another setting on your electric blanket, up past "HIGH", that said "ELECTROCUTION"....
• If you seem to be getting better, it's your doctor getting worse. -- MURPHY'S FLU LAW