Homer: But Wait...you Can't Kill Me For Being Krusty The Klown.

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Homer: But wait...you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not
him...I'm Homer Simpson!
Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of
our club?
Homer: Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumbel.
Legs: The same Barney Gumbel who keeps taking picture of my sister?
Homer: Uh, actually, my _real_ name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! --
Joe Valachi!
Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about
Organized Crime?
Homer: Benedict Arnold!
Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to
the hated British?
Homer: D'oh!
-- Homer "Fletch" Simpson, "Homer the Clown"