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• Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention. -- Cornelia Otis Skinne
• Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention. SKINNER
• The greatest man in history was the poorest.
• Man's greatest joy is to slay his enemy, plunder his riches, ride his steeds, see the tears of his loved ones and embrace his women.
  -- Genghis Kha...
• Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions. -- Chesterto
• The shower is the greatest invention. I don't like to take a bath.
  I don't like to wash my face in the water I've been sitting in. -- Lewis Grizzard...
• Such Pain in my Body" by Otis Leghurtz
• Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan. Never odd or even.
  A man, a plan, a canal, Panama. Madam, I'm Adam. Sit on a potato pan, Otis....
• UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...