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• And had a face like a blessing. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book ii, Chap.
  iv...
• I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
  -- Lewis Grizzard...
• I like to skate on the other side of the ice... I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
  .. I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit....
• It was like the time I stapled bologna to my face...
• I have a soul that like an ample shield Can take in all, and verge enough for more.
  -- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Don Sebastian, Act i, Sc. 1...
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don Ameche: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W.C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....