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• Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention. -- Cornelia Otis Skinne
• Women's virtue is man's greatest invention. -- Cornelia Otis Skinne
• Patience is a virtue Catch it if you can, Rarely in a woman, But never in a man!
• Skinner: My stars! Give me the phone. [dials 325-6753] Woma
  [at observatory] Check out 6-19-14-59. [man at telescope does so] [the Skinner weather balloon comes into focus] Skinne...
• Objectivity is to a newspaper what virtue is to a woman. -- Joseph Pulitze
• The greatest man in history was the poorest.
• Men: [jogging] "I knew a woman in Paris, France, Had a big hole in her underpants" -- Skinne
  Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where did you pick up that filth?...
• Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions. -- Chesterto
• The shower is the greatest invention. I don't like to take a bath.
  I don't like to wash my face in the water I've been sitting in. -- Lewis Grizzard...