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• The salesman and the system analyst took off to spend a weekend in the forest, hunting bear.
  They'd rented a cabin, and, when they got there, took their backpacks off and put them inside....
• Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears.
  I think George is weird, because he has false teeth....
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• The president's weird. He's got a burgundy beard. It's a ripoff.
• A chap was sealed in a rocket ship and shot upwards to see how high he could go.
  He was told to keep track of the altitude, so he kept counting, 20,000, 30,000, 100,000, 500,000....
• Spock: "He heard you. He simply could not believe his ears.
  -- "The Trouble With Tribbles", Stardate 4525.6....
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Picked his nose apart so he could see how it ran.
• Optimist is person who thinks he can break up traffic jam by blowing horn.
• Pee-Wee' fired his lawyer. He said he could handle it himself.