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• Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight.
  You say he wears a beard which hides his face, has no discernible source of income, and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness?...
• He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act ii, Sc. 1...
• I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
  "You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....
• SMILEY :-} beard
• When he got in trouble in the ring, [Ali] imagined a door swung open and inside he could see neo
  orange, and green lights blinking, and bats blowing trumpets and alligators blowing trombones, and he could hear snakes screaming....
• When a resolute fellow steps up to that great bully
  he world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find that the beard comes off in his hand, that it was only tied on to scare away timid adventurers....
• ipoff n. Synonym for chad, sense 1.
• A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie.
• He has singed the beard of the king of Spain. -- Henry W.
  Longfellow (1807-1882) -- The Dutch Picture...