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• You're not stuck in the traffic jam, you ARE the traffic jam!
• Homer: Lousy traffic jams...[laughs] the traffic report will get me out of this one.
  [turns on KBBL] Arnie: [from a helicopter] This is Arnie Pie!...
• Traffic jam on the Information Superhighway.
• An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb will not have a hydrant beside it.
• An optimist is one who thinks that Schrodinger's cat is half alive.
• Optimist: A male who thinks she won't try. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• The smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.
  -- Carson's Definitio...
• Johnny Carson's Definition: The smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.
• Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
  -- Mary Ellen Kelly...