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• Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
• Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand
  ot your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted sand, and there were like, I dunno, bugs or something jumping up and down on the compacted sand?...
• Where were you when the ship hit the sand?
• I never lie when I have sand in my boots -- LaForge
• Vietnam is a jungle. You had jungle warfare. Kuwait, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, you have sand.
  [There is no need to worry about a protracted war because] from a historical basis, Middle East conflicts do not last a long time....
• When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
  -- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand...
• If you must speak ill of another, do not speak it .
  . . write it in the sand near the water's edge. Napoleon Hill...
• Soon to have my feet in the sand, and gators at my heels!
• Q. What do elephants and giraffes have in common? A.
  They both have long necks, except for the elephants....