Where Were You When The Ship Hit The Sand?
Where were you when the ship hit the sand?
Good gun control is when you hit what you were aiming at.
Don't you wish you were where you were when you were wishing you were here?
Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
What do you have when you have six lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand
ot your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted sand, and there were like, I dunno, bugs or something jumping up and down on the compacted sand?...
If you don't know where you are when you get there, then this is a fairly poor place to find out that you are not where you thought you were.
When you aim at nothing, you hit it.
When I nod my head, you hit it.
When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
-- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand...