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• Good gun control is when you hit what you were aiming at.
• Don't you wish you were where you were when you were wishing you were here?
• Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
• What do you have when you have six lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
• Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand
  ot your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted sand, and there were like, I dunno, bugs or something jumping up and down on the compacted sand?...
• If you don't know where you are when you get there, then this is a fairly poor place to find out that you are not where you thought you were.
• When you aim at nothing, you hit it.
• When I nod my head, you hit it.
• When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
  -- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand...