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• We are experiencing system trouble -- do not adjust your terminal.
• Station experiencing difficulty do not adjust your set.
• We are experiencing technical difficulties, please do not adjust your set.
  We will attempt to return to our regularly scheduled program as soon as possible....
• Slight disorientation after prolonged system uptime is normal for new Linux users.
  Please do not adjust your browser. -- From a Slashdot.org po...
• and the Total Key To Understanding Life At Microsoft "Do not adjust your mind, it is reality that is malfunctioning.
• Never try to adjust your clothing in a crowded elevator.
• We are experiencing synaptical difficulties--please stand by
• We ain't got hold of culture yet, but when we do get hold of her, we will adjust her and settler her down and make her hum and run like crazy.
• We cannot direct the wind...But we can adjust the sails.