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Never Try To Adjust Your Clothing In A Crowded Elevator.
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Never try to adjust your clothing in a crowded elevator.
Related:
Never yell THEATRE in a crowded fire.
Station experiencing difficulty do not adjust your set.
The moral is: Never try to teach your parents anything.
Never Wear Battery-Powered Clothing to a Formal Event.
We are experiencing system trouble -- do not adjust your terminal.
Never try to put on your pullover sweater if you are chewing bubble gum.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
