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• We are sure to get the better of fortune if we do but grapple with her. -- Seneca (B.C. 3-65 A.D.)
• Meyers: That screwball Marge Simpson, we've got to stop her.
  But how? Man #1: Drop an anvil on her? Man #2: Hit her on the head with a piano....
• Bart: Now, here's what we do. Tomorrow morning when Alison comes out of her house, we spray her with the hose -- soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry.
  Lisa: "Relatively"? Bart: Well, there's bound to be some splash-back....
• If the thread ended in her jeans, should we follow it?
• Chorus: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
  You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!...
• A lady lost her cat, and took the cat in a little casket up to a big church and said, "I want you to bury my cat.
  And they run her off. She went to another church, and they run her off....
• Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
• Marge, Maggie was very young. It's not like we got so attached to her.
  .. -- Homer practices his excuse for losing Maggie, "Homer Alone...
• The less we love a women, the more we are loved by her.