This Land Is My Land, And Only My Land, I've Got A Shotgun, And You Ain't Got One, If You Don't Get Off, I'll Blow Your Head Off, This Land Is Private Property.
This land is my land, and only my land,
I've got a shotgun, and you ain't got one,
If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off,
This land is private property.
-- Apologies to Woody Guthrie
I got a wonderful tribute at the airport. They fired twenty-one shots in the air in my honor.
Course, it would've been nicer if they'd waited for the plane to land ....
Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....
Bart: I want to get off. Selma: You _can't_ get off, we have five more continents to visit.
-- The kids and Selma ride "Little Land of Duff", "Selma's Choice...
Saul was walking down the street when he ran into Morty.
The two got to talking and Saul asked "So Morty, how's your son?...
And if you believe that, I've got some land down in Florida...
There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
I will not sell land in Florida.
You are heading for a land of sunshine.