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• I got a wonderful tribute at the airport. They fired twenty-one shots in the air in my honor.
  Course, it would've been nicer if they'd waited for the plane to land ....
• Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
  Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....
• Bart: I want to get off. Selma: You _can't_ get off, we have five more continents to visit.
  -- The kids and Selma ride "Little Land of Duff", "Selma's Choice...
• Saul was walking down the street when he ran into Morty.
  The two got to talking and Saul asked "So Morty, how's your son?...
• And if you believe that, I've got some land down in Florida...
• There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
  The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
• I will not sell land in Florida.
• You are heading for a land of sunshine.