Saul was walking down the street when he ran into Morty. The two got to
talking and Saul asked "So Morty, how's your son?". "Oy", says Morty, "my
son... You know he went to the holy land? Well now he's converted and become
a Christian. Becky and I are so upset!" Saul: "Funny you should mention
that. My son also went to Jerusalem, to the holy land, and he too converted
and became a Christian." As he said this their rabbi happened by and got in
on the conversation. Rabbi: "Funny you should mention that. My son also went
to the holy land and converted to Christianity." So the three men decided
that they should go the Jerusalem to see if they could find and answer. Once
they got to Israel they went to Mt. Sinai and they climbed to the top. There
they prayed and asked, "Oh God, why is it that our sons have all come here
to the holy land only to convert and become Christians." For a long time
there was silence. Then a loud, disembodied voice boomed out, "Funny you
should mention that..."
talking and Saul asked "So Morty, how's your son?". "Oy", says Morty, "my
son... You know he went to the holy land? Well now he's converted and become
a Christian. Becky and I are so upset!" Saul: "Funny you should mention
that. My son also went to Jerusalem, to the holy land, and he too converted
and became a Christian." As he said this their rabbi happened by and got in
on the conversation. Rabbi: "Funny you should mention that. My son also went
to the holy land and converted to Christianity." So the three men decided
that they should go the Jerusalem to see if they could find and answer. Once
they got to Israel they went to Mt. Sinai and they climbed to the top. There
they prayed and asked, "Oh God, why is it that our sons have all come here
to the holy land only to convert and become Christians." For a long time
there was silence. Then a loud, disembodied voice boomed out, "Funny you
should mention that..."
Related:
- The devout Jew was beside himself because his son had been dating
a shiksa,
so he went to visit his rabbi. The rabbi listened... - Rabbi K: You know that my son Herschel was first in his yeshiva class?
As a matter of fact, he was voted `The most likely... - A woman went into a hospital one day to give birth.
Afterwards, the doctor came to her and said, "I have... - saga n.
[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N
random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told... - Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny,
but it's not so funny when that violence is... - The world's most avid baseball fan (an Aggie) had arrived at the
stadium for the first game of the World Series only to realize he had left
his ticket at home.
Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went... - There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely,
and well. The king had a son whom he hoped would someday... - Funny you should mention that, I was a gynecologist once.
Pick up... - A rabbi and a priest are sitting together on a train,
and the rabbi leans over and asks, "So, how high can...
