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• Man who meows ate pussy! -- Confucius Say
• A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once. -- Ed Wy
• A man is crawling through the Sahara desert when he is approached by another man riding on a camel.
  When the rider gets close enough, the crawling man whispers through his sun-parched lips, "Water....
• I've got a friend who is a boxer. Once he hung up his coat in a restaurant but he was afraid someone would run off with it.
  He hung a sign on it saying, "This coat belongs to the champion boxer of the world and I'll be back....
• Man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down. -- Confucius Say
• The man who says what he thinks is finished, and the man who thinks what he says is an idiot.
• Marge: [reading the paper] Mmm. It says Freddy Quimby beat a waiter half to death!
  Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I hope he finally gets what's coming to him....
• He's a self-made man ... the living proof of the horrors of unskilled labor! -- Ed Wy
• I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in.