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• Cat are always more sarcastic than dogs.
• Cat for rent. Specialty: barking dogs surgically removed.
• Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. -- Oliver Herford
• Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats.
  Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. -- Lenny Bruce...
• NO DOGS WERE HARMED IN THE FILMING OF THIS EPISODE.
  A CAT GOT SICK AND SOMEBODY SHOT A DUCK, BUT THAT'S IT....
• Chairman of the Bored.
• From the very beginning dogs set out to please their masters, not the other way around .
  .. They were put to work to perform a wide variety of chores....
• Jackie: I remember Lisa's third birthday. She and Bart did this adorable little song and dance routine.
  Abe: Oh, heh heh! That was a real horn-honker!...
• Bored? Play air guitar..