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• Turn down your air guitar.
• I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on the guitar.
• Shut up 'n' play yer guitar.
• Pick up my guitar and play, just like yesterday..
• They said, "You have a blue guitar, You do not play things as they are.
  The man replied, "Things as they are Are changed upon the blue guitar....
• Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they didn't is just lyin'!
  -- Willie Nelso...
• Dear Mr. Fantasy, play us a tune, something to make us all happy.
  Do anything, take us out of this gloom. Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy....
• Broken guitar ... no strings attached!!!