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• A bore is a person who brightens a room simply by leaving it.
• The biggest bore is the person who is bored by everyone and everything. -- Frank Tyge
• A person who has nothing looks at all there is and wants something.
  A person who has something looks at all there is and wants all the rest....
• Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
• Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Bore, n: A person who talks when you wish him to listen. -- Ambrose Bierce