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• Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Bore, n: A person who talks when you wish him to listen. -- Ambrose Bierce
• Critic, n.: A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• critic, n.: A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• LOQUACITY, n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• CONVENT, n. A place of retirement for woman who wish for leisure to meditate upon the vice of idleness.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• A gossip is someone who talks to you about others, a bore is someone who talks to you about himself, and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.
  -- Lisa Kirk...