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  A person who has something looks at all there is and wants all the rest....
• Bore: A person who has nothing to say and says it...
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• The person who can smile when something goes wrong has obviously thought of someone to blame it on.
• The person who can smile when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
• The person who is all wrapped up in himself is overdressed.
• Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about Jebediah Springfield.
  Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute....
• Outpatient: A person who has fainted.