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• Q: "Very impressive the way you contained that explosion.
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• Sort of like an inverse Einstein.
• New York's such a wonderful city, but at the library the guy was very rude.
  I said I'd like a card. He said, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York....
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• My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
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• For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like.
  -- Abraham Lincol...