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• Physicists do it like Einstein.
• An old Jewish man reads about Einstein's theory of relativity in the newspaper and asks his scientist grandson to explain it to him.
  "Well, zayda, it's sort of like this. Einstein says that if you're having your teeth drilled without Novocain, a minute seems like an hour....
• An old Jewish man reads about Einstein's theory of relativity in the newspaper and asks his scientist grandson to explain it to him.
  "Well, zayda, it's sort of like this. Einstein says that if you're having your teeth drilled without Novocain, a minute seems like an hour....
• For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like.
  -- Abraham Lincol...
• If only Einstein had a 486DX-33.... like I do...