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• The faster I go, the behinder I get. -- Lewis Carroll
• The faster I codes, the behinder I gets!
• I'll shake you into a kitten, that I will! -- Lewis Carroll
• I'm sure nobody walks much faster than I do! He can't do that, said the King, or else he'd have been here first.
  -- Lewis Carroll...
• What I tell you three times is true. -- Lewis Carroll
• The other Messenger's called Hatta. I must have TWO, you know -- to come and go.
  One to come, and one to go. -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• If everybody minded their own business,' the Duchess said, in a hoarse growl, 'the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
  '" -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland...
• The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. "Where shall I begin, please your Majesty ?
  he asked. "Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end...
• You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
  If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster. -- Lewis Carroll...