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• But honey, I wouldn't be up so late on a faster machine!
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• I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
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• I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
  -- A.J. Liebling...