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• IOWA - Idiots Out Wandering Around
• Perhaps the best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time. -- Dean Acheso
• I Have The Best Tagline But Ran Out Of Space!
• Pr. Skinner: [watchs Milhouse's pathetic act] Oh terrible, just terrible.
  You know, they seem to get worse every year....
• There's no such thing, you know, as picking out the best woma
  it's only a question of comparative badness, brother. -- Titus Maccius Plautu...
• I am convinced as shoppers of Hy-Vee go, so goes the state of Iowa.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, -- speaking at a Hy-Vee grocery store in Cedar Rapids, Iowa...
• It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.
  -- Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby)...
• KOTEX: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best.
• I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it. -- Virginia Woolf