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• 1 out of every 5 people thinks the other 4 are idiots.
• Wandering Punste
• Have you seen the fast-food version of a liquid? A triple-thick shake?
  You need an industrial suction pump to get it up the straw....
• Taglines are for idiots.
• You! Wandering mongrel! Get out of my Mom and Pop operation.
  -- Apu shooing Santa's Little Helper away, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Path = Wandering Considerably.
• Still wandering through the night...
• FLUCTUATING PERIOD -- A wandering menstrual.